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Episode 114: Fight for the Bloody Bridge
Save him
His little hands
when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old
Conrad Heyer, photographed in 1852 at the age of 103. He was born in 1749 and is thought to be the earliest-born person ever photographed.
i am experiencing Emotions about locking photographic gaze with a man who was born in the middle of the 18th century
this dude was an adult already during the american revolutionary war (ish)? he was getting real time news of the unfolding of France’s emperors? what
whaaat
he is looking at me
This man was born before the invention of:
The sextant (1757), which allowed precise calculation of your position in the ocean
Lightning rods (1752)
The first English dictionary (1755)
Carbonated water (1767)
Sewing machines (1790)
The cotton gin (1794)
Flush toilets (1775)
And he’s looking at you
this man was photographed before Van Gogh was born (1853)
cat laziness is so contagious. you’ll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you’ll be like. you’re right. you make a compelling argument.
kids dealing with shit










